Seeing Kenneth Williams’ party piece Ma Crêpe Suzette on TV last week I thought it deserved another outing, for the sheer fun he has in putting the words together.
I’m old enough to remember Petula Clark and Sasha Distel’s greatest hits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlmeBBFLXg
I’d love to hear the French/English version.
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Thank you, Ed. I’d never seen/heard it before. I wonder if it inspired that scene in A Fish Called Wanda, when the John Cleese character was seducing a woman who was turned on by hearing Italian…and did it by nuzzling her collarbone while murmuring the names of classic Italian dishes.